apatheticghost: REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ITS NICE YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON BEING MEAN IS MEAN THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to pay for theme parks that’s the adult part son of a bitch
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
partybarackisinthehousetonight: imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
theavaricious: (╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:･ﾟ✧ NO ONE CARES ✧ﾟ･:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)
rotomfrost: I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK